Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Loco Logo
The Black Ice Committee has selected two logos from thousands of entries from the contest to redesign the 1883 Black Ice Pond Hockey logo. "We've looked at so many great designs, but after careful consideration, we have narrowed it down to just two designs", said Chris "Brownie" Brown. "Ironically, BOTH designs that were chosen were submitted by the same person. We were unaware who authored the designs until after they were chosen. It just goes to show what great design sense this person has", he added. Both designs were submitted by Herb Danis of Concord, NH. One designs places a burning ninja cat in front of the bridge and the other design features two giant size knobs with faces on them. "I felt like we needed something that speaks not only to hockey enthusiast, but to "pussiasts (cat lovers) too. For my other design, I was addressing the issue of knobs. We all know one or two, so why not embrace it?", said Danis. "It's pure genius!", exclaimed Samantha Cumworth, the chairman of the Currier Museum. "Now comes the really difficult decision of which one of the designs to choose", said Tom "Painch" Painchaud, a member of the Black Ice Committee. The Black Ice Committee plans to announce the winner on New Year's Day during the Winter Classic. In the meantime, Herb Danis is already counting the $50,000 prize money that he is sure to win. "I plan on donating half of the money to "Pussy Galore" a charity dedicated to rescuing cats. It is a charity that I really believe in", explained Herb.
In other news, Green continues to show it's dominance in the NAHL by getting off to it's best start in franchise history. Blue has a lot of ground to make up if it has any chance of making the playoffs. They are off to their worst start in franchise history. Magenta is firmly entrenched in second place, while Chrome and Teal are tied for third.
In the CCHL attendance is down by 38% from last season while fighting majors are up by 73% compared to last season. Former league scoring champion Tim "The Timinator" Walsh is sidelined for a month with a broken hand that he suffered in a fight last week. CCHL commissioner Jeff "Hurricane" Kane is on the hot seat. Many are calling for Phil "Commish" Stewart to be reinstated as CCHL commissioner. It's desparate times in the CCHL.
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In other news, Green continues to show it's dominance in the NAHL by getting off to it's best start in franchise history. Blue has a lot of ground to make up if it has any chance of making the playoffs. They are off to their worst start in franchise history. Magenta is firmly entrenched in second place, while Chrome and Teal are tied for third.
In the CCHL attendance is down by 38% from last season while fighting majors are up by 73% compared to last season. Former league scoring champion Tim "The Timinator" Walsh is sidelined for a month with a broken hand that he suffered in a fight last week. CCHL commissioner Jeff "Hurricane" Kane is on the hot seat. Many are calling for Phil "Commish" Stewart to be reinstated as CCHL commissioner. It's desparate times in the CCHL.
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Saturday, October 24, 2015
Going Green
The NAHL regular season got underway on Thursday Night as Blue played host to Green at The Doug. Green coach Tom "Painch" Painchaud had his team ready to play. Blue may have been a bit distracted by the banner raising that delayed the start of the game. Green played the perfect road game. Bolstered by defensive pairings of Joe "Joe" Farrelly, Jim "Heathy" Heath along with Kurt "Kaiser" Gillies and Ryan "Silky" Brandt, Green stymied Blue for three periods. Kenny "Don't You Love Em Madly" Bradley was not stellar on this night, but he was good when he had to be and he made key saves at key times. Green added some speed to the front end by inserting Ken "The Roadrunner" McKinnen into the line up. He pressured Blue defenders all game long and forced them to turn over the puck time after time. Mike "The Little Cum" Commerford started the scoring off for Green with a goal just three seconds into the game. It was the fourth fastest goal in NAHL history. Blue coach Tom "T" Flanders made some puzzling moves on this night. Dunc "Coach" Walsh, Clint "Eastwood" Casavaugh and Jeff "Hurricane" Kane were a healthy scratch on this night which left fans scratching their heads. Flanders employed a puzzling strategy in the third period by having his team ice the puck all period even though they were down by three goals. "I was hoping to preserve the three goal loss", said Flanders. "Unfortunately, the plan backfired and we lost by four", he added. Blue also used the dump and watch strategy for much of the game. "Anytime we got an odd man rush we were told to dump it in and watch what happens", said Dan "Too Late" Early. What Blue watched was Jim "Heathy" Heath and Ryan "Silky" Brandt retrieving the puck and carrying it down the ice to set up scoring opportunities for Green all night long. The only bright note for Blue was the return of Jim "The Big Cum" Commerford who returned ahead of schedule from the horrific thumb injury he sustained during a pre-season game. Commerford was released from Concord Hospital just hours before the game. He played very well which is good news for Blue fans. In other action in the NAHL that night, Chrome smoked Chartreuse 8 to 1 and Teal pulled out a victory against Rust in the final minute of the game. Green coach Painchaud said, "I expect that Blue will be there come playoff time. This is a proud franchise and they will find a way to right their ship".
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