Friday, April 12, 2013

Capitol City Braces for NAHL Awards Ceremony


Dick Pinch Award
The Capitol City is making preparations for next weeks NAHL Award ceremonies. Mayor Jim Boulay says that he expects about eight to ten visitors in Concord for the NAHL Awards banquet at the Gaslighter. The big question on everyone's mind is; Who will win "The Vic"? Last year's winner Phil "Commish" Stuart told the Pucking Files, " There are a number of names that come to mind but, Kenny
"Rebel Without a Rebound" Dean has to be near the top of everyone's list. "What I would like to know", he added, "is who's going to win the "Dick Pinch" Award?"  Well, we ALL do Commish. Former winner Tom "Berg" Bergault said, "you don't think about it. You go out and play the best game you can and then you go  horse around in the shower".
Speaking of showers; Something has to be done to clean up  women's figure skating. The judging scandal that has rocked the sport has many wondering just how to clean up the sport. The Chinese have the best idea about how it should be done.
Fachina Scrubbing