Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Doug Loves Pussy!

Mark your calendars for May 3rd & 4th as the world famous Cat Show returns to The Doug. The Capital City will have more pussy in town than usual. "We expect another sold out crowd at the event", said Kitty Shavers, the new president of Pussy Galore. Last year the event raised over $2 million for Pussy Galore, the feline watch-dog(cat) group. "Many of the homeless cats in Concord will now be able to live in the lap of luxury thanks to the efforts of Pussy Galore", said Mayor Jim "Boo Ya" Boulay. "It's a cat eat cat world out there", said Ms. Shavers, "but, we think by putting pussy in the spot light it can be licked".  "We know that hockey is popular in Concord but, we are talking about saving cats!", she exclaimed. "Sure the NAHL and CCHL have done a lot to help in the cause of obesity that seems to be engulfing the area, but cats are the back bone of this community", added Shavers. So, if you are planning on attending the event, you'd better get there early because people get up early and stay out late when it comes to pussy.
Don't forget that the annual NAHL Awards banquet is coming up in May. Stay tuned.