Bruins Have Edge in Game 7 Experience

Wednesday night is just one more game seven for the Beantown Bears. They found a way three times last season to get a W in game sevens. B's fans hope they can do it again. The bad news for the Washington Caps is that The Minister of Defense will not be suited up for the game. Rod Langway is a healthy scratch after to failing to register a point in this series.

The Bruins will be without the services of Dit Clapper. Clap on, clap off, Dit Clapper. It has been a long time since Dit got his clap on, but Tyler Seguin apparently got his clamped on in high school.

Dit, dit, dit, dit, datz all folks!

Gun Show Fiasco

The Doug held it's annual Gun Show ,but FBI agents were alerted by a city employee (who asked not to be named for fear of his life) who saw something taking place near the zamboni entrance that "smelled of trouble". A delivery type truck backed up to the zamboni door and four men got out and began loading a massive amount of guns into the vehicle. In a matter of minutes, the truck pulled away and would have gone unnoticed except for the keen observation skills of the unnamed arena employee. He told The Pucking Files, " I noticed a figure lurking about who looked familiar even though he was wearing sun glasses. Suddenly it donned on me. That's Hassan Bin Sobar from the Gilmore St. mosque." He called the police who quickly alerted the FBI. By the time authorities arrived, Bin Sobar and his stash of weapons were nowhere to be found. The gun dealer (who is not being named at this time)said that he had done nothing illegal buy selling to the man. "He was very persuasive and paid in cash", he told The Pucking Files. "Didn't you think it was suspicious that he purchased such a large amount of guns, knives and hand grenades?", we asked. "He said that he was an avid duck hunter and I believed him. He had an honest face", the dealer replied.

The FBI raided the mosque the following day and found this cachet of weapons which they confiscated much to the displeasure of Hassan Bin Sobar. Bin Sobar has filed a law suit against the FBI for "harrasment". "As an American Citizen (he has dual citizenship) I have the right to buy what ever I need to duck hunt", he told the Pucking Files. "They broke into my house of worship without a warrant and they did not read me my rights and did not let me finish my bud light." Bin Sobar was released from jail two hours later after his attorney Boyd Screwem paid the ten thousand dollar bail. The Pucking Files were able to obtain this photo of the confiscated weapons stockpile.

The pucking files will keep you updated on any further developments regarding this case. Stay tuned.

First Round Picks by Smellnose and Geek

It's Stanley Cup playoff time which means it's time for Harry Smellnose and Jimmy the Geek to give us their predictions for this year's contenders and pretenders. It's allergy season and Harry Smellnose has a nostril full boggers that he's going to blow into his magic hanky. So, what is your pick for the eastern conference Harry? "I'm going with the Rangers over the Sens in six despite Ottawa's dominance over NY in the regular season. Tim Thomas and his Bruins will make their defense of the Cup interesting by slipping past Ovi and the Caps in six. The Great Eight has too much on his plate.

It looks like Mr Thomas Goes to Washington after all. That's alright: Obama is a Blackhawks fan anyway.The Devils will fork the Panthers in seven. The most intriguing first round match up in the east will be the Pens and the Flyers. Not to be outdone by fellow Ruskie Ovechkin, scoring champ "Gino" Malkin shows that he can slip past a defender and down the throat of a fan faster than Jimmy the Geek can say WHOA!".

The Penquins will escape the Flyers in seven. "Sid the Kid" will rise to the occassion in game 7. For the western conference, The Pucking Files turn to Jimmy the Geek for his forecast. "Hiya hockey fans; Jimmy the Geek here. I know sumpin you may not know; Dats dis; Our old finger- biting friends in Vancouver are going to have no problem takin a bite outa da L.A. Queens. It'll be Canucks in a sweep. The Blues may be blue when the Sharks beat them in seven games. If however, the Blues get by San Jose then they are going to the finals. Da Blackhawks over the Yotes in six. Red Wings fans have reason to worry. It's a first round match up with Nashville that is going seven and landing the Preds in the next round. If the Predators win this series and St. Louis loses, I see Nashville in the finals".
Well there you go puckingphiles! We can't forget that Moe has his prediction: "Blue and Green will be the only series to go eight!"