Friday, December 20, 2013

Green's Cummy Comeback


Pre Christmas Lube
North Pole Dancers
Green rallied from a 6-2 deficit to defeat Blue 9-6. Led by Mike "The Little Cum" Commerford's four goals, Green scored seven unanswered goals to stun the Blue crowd at The Doug. Midway through the second period it looked like everything was coming up Blue to the delight of the home  crowd. That is when Mike "The Little Cum" Commerford went to work. Commerford used his speed to undo the Blue defense and his accurate shot to light the lamp. He earned first star of the game by tallying four goals to go along with four assists. Commerford has now moved into third place in NAHL scoring just behind Jeff Cain and Dave Carlson. Blue's rookie coach Tom "Painch" Painchaud went with a shortened bench which paid early dividends, but the strategy seemed to backfire when Blue ran out of gas midway through the contest and Green  began to take control of the game. The second star went to Tom "Philby" Philbrick who tallied twice and wore down the Blue D with his relentless forcheck.
The NAHL decided to try the two referee system. It went well with Bill "Hawkeye" MacDougall seeing the call and Phil "The Whistle" Lacasse blowing the whistle. Green defenseman John "Bigfoot" Reagan may not agree as he argued a missed call after he took a stick to the chin which required multiple stitches to close the gash. Reagan was experiencing concussion like symptons and remains in Concord Hospital for observation. He is expected to be released before next thursday's rematch. The third star of the game went to George "Dumpin" Chase for his strong play from the backline.  Chase was a plus nine on the night. Not only did he dump, but he also chased.  All three stars received lube jobs from Tiffany Claus and front row tickets to the North Pole Dancers Christmas extravaganza.
This week in the CCHL; Matt "Nads" Nadeau notched his first CCHL victory of his career as Cimo's defeated Windmill in an OT thriller. Windmill stormed out of the gates to grab a 5-0 lead after the first period. Nadeau rallied the Cimo's troops and they fought back to tie the game at six with just three minutes left in regulation. Nadeau scored twice for Cimo's , but it was Tom "Badger" Carroll who ended the OT on a breakaway, going to the backhand to light the lamp and lift the crowd out of their seats. The team carried "Nads" around the rink on their shoulders, much to the delight of the Cimo's faithful. News travelled across the globe and celebrations took place in nearly seventy countries. North Korean president Kim Jong Il has invited Nadeau to be his special guest along with Dennis "The Worm" Rodman.
In game two; BWW remains atop the standings as they made it six in a row by downing Cheers 10-7. The first line of Banga, Williamson and Richards led the way for BWW. Travis "Gang Bang" Banga  tallied twice along with Mike Richards and "Flyin" Ryan Williamson led all scorers with four goals. D- man Nick Dominici scored twice for Cheers. Tim "The Timinator" scored a goal, but, many are wondering what's wrong with last season's leading scorer.  Walsh has managed to find the back of the twine only fourteen times so far this season which puts him far off of his pace from a year ago. Perhaps Santa will bring him his scoring touch to carry him  through the second half of the season.
Look for The Year-in-Review next week on Pucking Files. From all of us here at The Pucking Files, we want to wish you a very Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanuaka, a Kwazy Kwanza and a Sweet Ramadama Doo!

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