Sunday, January 2, 2011

Philby Investigated for his role in Dog Fighting Ring

Working on a tip, U.S. Marshalls entered the home of Thursday Night hockey star Philby (picured above in his Concord High uniform) and confiscated his two pit bulls (pictured above). Deputy Barney Fife said, "When we entered the Philby compound we found a number of Thursday Nighters there and large sums of cash, which we believe are evidence of a betting ring." Several of those in attendence are already on probation stemming from earlier arrests. Philby said little to U.S. Marshalls other than, "Those aren't my dogs" and "I want to call my lawyer". He retained the services of Luker, Moffet & McGloughlin the controversial law firm that is working on the White's Pond Duo case. A spokesperson for the firm said, "We are confident that we will get these false charges dropped".  If these charges stick however, Philby may be banned from competing in the upcoming 1883 Black Ice Pond Championships.

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