Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Pucking Files Tackles "Daddy Bush League"

The Pucking Files is pleased to announce it's new feature; "Inside The Lies". Once a month we will sit down and conduct interviews with the famous and the infamous as well as the new kids on the pond. The interviews will be candid, controversial and uncensored. The Pucking Files aren't afraid to ask the tough questions and our subjects aren't afraid to lie if needs be. Our first interview is with blogger Daddy Bush League. "DBL" was held as a spy in a Morrocan prison for eight years before escaping and returning to the Granite State. The idea for his blog daddybushleague.blogspot.com came to him while he rotted in a dank prison cell high on hash. TPF: Your blog "Daddy Bush League" is primarily about sports and politics. Is there a relationship between the two? DBL: Yes, they both have dark horses and Cinderella stories, but sports teams don't use attack ads against their opponents. They both can also give us the amazing comeback. TPF: With all the political talk about the deficit in the state's budget, we can't overlook the fact that UNH hockey coach Dick Umile is the highest paid state employee. Is he overpaid? DBL: I'm on the fence about that. He does help bring in revenue for the state by giving us an exciting product. If he could deliver a national championship then no one would care about the deficit. TPF: With the state laying off many employees due to budget cuts, others are being asked to now do the work of several positions. Should Coach Umile be asked to coach the Lady Wildcats? DBL: I don't think the women's hockey teams needs him as much as the men's basketball team does. TPF: You've always been a huge Wildcats hockey fan, but you went to UVM. Were you conflicted when the two schools played each other? DBL: I always rooted for the Catamounts in the regular season, but if it came down to the NCAA finals, I'd be very conflicted. I don't know what I would do. TPF: Let's talk about the horrific season the Red Sox are having. Is Bobby Valentine to blame? If not; who is? DBL: He is part of the problem, but not all of it. I think a number of the players acted immaturely. I believe that the front office constrained Valentine from doing his own thing, so we may never know how he could have managed the team with his own staff, ideas, ect, ect. TPF: How often do you think Tom Brady is getting it from Gisele? DBL: Not very often during the season. Belichick makes him wear a chastity belt. TPF: Will Tim Thomas ever be a Bruin again? DBL: I doubt it. He'll probably be traded to Vancouver for Luongo. Roberto will be a good back up for Tukka. TPF: Do you think Tim Thomas acted selfishly when he refused to go to the White House with the rest of his team? DBL: I think the whole thing was overblown. I'm all for free speech, but, I think in this case it should've been nixed by the team concept. There is no "I" in team, however, there is an "I" in Tim. It became a big distraction to the team. Besides, it is disrespecting the highest office in the land. TPF: Do you think professional sports teams should be invited to the White House? DBL: Yes, it is honoring acheivement. It shouldn't be limited to athletics. I think people who get a perfect score on their SATs should be invited. TPF: Do you think there will be an NHL season this year? DBL: Yes, but it probably won't start until the Winter Classic or later. TPF: If there is a season; who do you see in the Cup finals? DBL: That's a tough one. I'll go with the LA Kings in the West and even though I hate to pick against the Bruins; I will go with the NY Rangers. I may change my mind by the time I do MY NHL preview. TPF: Do you think there will be a CCHL season? DBL: Doubtful. TPF: Should America stick with the two party political system? DBL: No, I think that every part of the political spectrum should be represented with the exception of radical and reactionary parties. We need to have more than two points of view in this country. TPF: There is the Green Party and the Tea Party. Should there be a Green Tea Party? DBL: Well, green tea is full of antioxidents. If it means the end of the Tea Party then yes. TPF: What professional athlete currently playing do you see would make a good US President someday? DBL: Ray Lewis. His speeches would be awesome and he'd scare the shit out of the rest of the world. TPF: How long have you been reading The Pucking Files? DBL: I've been following it religiously since the very beginning. TPF: What do you like best about it? DBL: They don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. TPF: Do you think the NHL lock out will help the NAHL? DBL: It can't hurt. TPF: Who is your favorite player in the NAHL? DBL: Kurt "Kaiser" Gillies. TPF: Why? DBL: He revolutionized the defensive position. TPF: How? DBL: By slowing the game down to his pace. He let's the game come to him instead of taking it to the opposition. TPF: Where you surprised that Blue won game 8? DBL: No, Green didn't have a chance without the Kaiser in the line up. TPF: Who do you see in the NAHL finals in 2013? DBL: I wouldn't be surprised to see Mauve and Teal in the finals. Check out daddybushleague.blogspot.com and see what the buzz is about.

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