Asiana Flight 214 Linked to The Knat

Flight 214

The CIA has confirmed that the crash of flight 214 just days after the crash of "The Knat" was no coincidence. Both planes left from Seoul, South Korea and both pilots had spent the night before with the now confirmed North Korean agents Poon Soon Sang and Tang Sang Song. A photo shows the two terrorist posing as stewardesses with a pilot from Asiana Airlines identified as Lee Kang, the pilot of flight 214. Lee admitted that he had been drinking Jagermiester with the two women who told him that they were new stewardesses who had just begun working for the airline. It is reported that one of them asked Lee to bring a package to her grandmother who lived in San Francisco. Lee admits that he agreed to do so. Locating that package may be a key piece of evidence. South Korean agent Fung Yoo told CIA officials that these were the same two women that spent the evening of July 2nd with Mike "Hipshake" Farrelly and Mark Rudz just hours prior to their take off from Seoul. Their airplane, The Knat, experienced engine failure and the two reportedly parachuted out into a remote region of North Korea. No contact has been made with the two since their may-day call to "Joe" Farrelly. The CIA sent a reconnaissance plane to the region and were successful at locating the wreckage of The Knat (see photo), but they were unable to locate "The White Pond Duo" as bad weather moved in to the area and the search had to be aborted.

Poon Soon Sang & Tang Sang Song with pilot Lee

Agent Fung Yoo said that Poon & Tang were always one step ahead of him. "They are extremely slippery", said Fung. "They are very cunning linguists. They speak seven different languages. This is what makes them so difficult too nail." When asked why the two would target flight 214, Fung said, "They had somehow managed to obtain top secret information that another South Korean agent named Sum Phat Peeg was on board that flight. He was on his way to the U.S to meet with Joe "Joe" Farrelly about the rescue of Moe Rudz who is allegedly being held in Camp 22 in a remote section of North Korea". Peeg is in critical condition and in a coma. His injuries are extensive and life threatening. "Obviously things have now gotten extremely complicated for our rescue attempt of Moe Rudz",  Farrelly told The Pucking Files. "I'm concerned that the North Koreans are on to us and any new people involved may be in danger of an ambush. I know there are some guys who want to get Poon & Tang, but we need to let cool heads prevail. Phase two of our rescue is now on hold until we can be sure that no more guys from Thursday Night are going to end up as statistics.

Wreckage of The Knat