Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Seoul Survivors

White Pond Duo gone Gangnam Style in Seoul
Jagermiester Girls Poon and Tang
The rescue attempt  to free entrepreneur  Moe Rudz from a North Korean prison is now in question with news that two members from  "Operation Moe" are now listed as "missing" after their airplane known simply as "The Knat" has gone down in  a remote area in North Korea. The Knat was being flown by Mike "Hipshake" Farrelly, the younger brother of Joe "Joe" Farrelly who heads up "Operation Moe" and Mark Rudz, the younger brother of Moe Rudz, the eccentric billionaire publisher and adventurer who's very life they are trying to save. The Knat had successfully located the hidden prison camp in the mountains of North Korea where it is believed that Moe is being detained. The two then proceeded to Seoul, South Korea for refueling as well as meeting with South Korean agent Fung Yoo who was to provide them with more detailed information about the prison called  "Camp 22".  Farrelly and Rudz were reported to have enjoyed the evening reveling in the Seoul nightlife. They went clubbing and danced "Gangnam Style" to the music of hip hop sensation "Psy". A report said that "the two drank numerous Jager bombs with their escorts Tang Sang Song and Poon Soon Sang before heading back to their airplane just before dawn. South Korean officials at the airbase reported that "The Knat took off successfully at 5:22 am  on July 3rd under good weather conditions".  Joe "Joe" Farrelly received a text just before midnight eastern standard time from brother Mike saying that they were "experiencing an engine malfunction" and that the Knat was "losing altitude" and that they were planning on "bailing out" over an "extremely remote wooded area in the mountains". That is the last communication that Joe Farrelly has received from the crew of The Knat. "At this point, I would have to say that I am very concerned", said a sullen Farrelly. "These guys are parachuting into an unknown enemy region. I don't know how much supplies they were able to take with them. They do not speak the language and they are probably very hungover. The only good news we can take from all this is that they were able to send us the coordinates to locate "Camp 22" where we believe Moe is being held. We just  have to hope for the best and proceed forward knowing that these guys are survivors. You don't count out the "White Pond Duo". You can't!" When asked about what he meant by "proceed forward", Farrelly said, "We are about to shift to phase two of the mission. Our goal is to free Moe Rudz and that has to be our focus."
The Pucking Files will keep you posted of any further developments as we receive them.

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