If you wondering why so many of the Thursday Night Hockey stars were absent from the Dragon Boat races last saturday, you weren't alone. The answer is perfectly clear today however as news reached the United States that billionaire publisher Moe Rudz was rescued after a dramatic fire fight between North Korean soldiers and Thursday Night hockey players. A stealth raid on Prison Camp 22 was led by Joe "Joe" Farrelly who left the Dragon Boat races suspiciously early as he joined his teammates who were waiting aboard a B-27 aircraft at Manchester Airport. The troops, primarily from teams Blue and Green, parachuted into enemy territory under the cover of darkness. Just before dawn the commandos attacked Camp 22 and after about eight hours of intense fighting, the notorious prison camp fell to the forces of Blue and Green and Moe Rudz was rescued.
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| Kim Jong Un watches in horror. |
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| NAHL artillary rains down on Camp 22 |
The news stunned the world as it was reported from Seoul, South Korea today. No one was more shocked than North Korean President Kim Jong Un who was attending his bachelor party just days before he was to wed Dennis "The Worm" Rodman. He watched in awe as his troops surrendered to NAHL forces. The Thursday Night commandos killed a reported fifty troops and took one hundred more prisoner. Several of the Thursday Nighters were injured, but not casualties were reported.
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| The Worm in his wedding dress |
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| North Korean troops surrender to NAHL |
The details of the events are not completely clear at this point, but, The Pucking Files will pass along the information as it becomes available. It has been confirmed; Moe Rudz is safe on South Korean soil today.
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