A Blue Masterpiece!

Led by solid goaltending from Kenny "Don't Ya Love Em Madley" Bradley and a balanced attack that spread the puck around, the Blue win over rival Green was a work of art. Coach John "Stuffy" Stevenson has made his Blue squad into true believers. Meanwhile, the Green loss has dropped them down into third place and has many screaming for the head of coach Gary "Toe" Blake. It is rumored that the Green front office has made several inquiries into available coaches. An inside source has told The Pucking Files that Green has their eye on one coach in particular.

"Jesus would be a good fit for us", said a team spokesperson, "however, he would have to get out from under his contract with the Devils, which is never easy". Blue got out to an early lead and never fell behind even though Green closed the gap to within one midway through the game. Blue dashed any hopes of a Green comeback when they scored four unanswered goals and skated away with an 8-5 victory. With Yellow winning earlier in the evening, the loss dropped Green down into third place and three games behind first place Blue.
Big news from the world of art; Billionaire Publisher Moe Rudz paid a record price for a work of art auctioned at Sothebys yesterday. The work titled "Breaking the Neutral Zone Trap" was created by artists Thomas Carroll, Duncan Walsh and Jeffery Kane. The opening bid was $13,000,000. and Mr. Rudz outbid Japanese electronics mogul Waki Saki and paid a whopping $48,000,000. for the work. It is said to be the centerpiece of Moe's collection which includes Rembrandts, Van Goghs, Picassos and a painting of Dogs Playing Poker.

The Black Ice Pond Hockey Championships are only three weeks away and this week's frigid temperatures has everyone excited about the upcoming event. The Parks and Recreation Department has hired a new person to overlook the ice operations for the event. Rosey Cheeks (seen here about to drill) will be checking the ice for thickness each day and making her recommendations to a very enthusiastic Black Ice Pond Hockey Committee. "She had the right qualifications for the job", said Chris "Brownie" Brown. "We look forward to her daily reports in a big way." "She likes it hard and thick", he said of her preference for ice.

This is great news for hockey fans! Also, a redesigned shovel for the tournament was tested last night as Green was forced to clean the ice following their loss to Blue.