A Call to Arms

Joe "Joe" Farrelly asks for recruits.

G.I. "Joe" Farrelly is looking for a few good men. Fed up with Secretary of State John Kerry and the feds feeble attempt to secure the return of fellow citizen Moe Rudz to American soil, Farrelly is now recruiting able bodied men to form a covert militia to try and rescue Rudz from a slave labor camp located somewhere in the remote mountains of North Korea. "I'm asking for volunteers who care about freeing a fellow American from a communist regime that does not value human life". "I would stress that you must be at least eighteen years of age, be in top physical condition and willing to spend weeks over even months in bitter cold temperatures with many sleepless nights." If you've played in the Black Ice Pond Hockey tournament then you are considered a prime candidate. The pay is lousy, the food stinks and there is no guarantee that you will return alive. If this sounds like something you'd be willing to accept then call me or email me and give me your pledge of support. We will do whatever it takes to get Moe back on U.S. soil. He has supported The NAHL and Black Ice Pond Hockey for many years and we must return the favor." "By the way: We have Bud Light".