No Moe Show

Rodman rips fart and Kim Jong Un finds it funny.

No word on the whereabouts of Moe Rudz since he was captured by North Korean forces and put into a remote labor camp. Secretary of State John Kerry (former St. Paul's School hockey player) told The Pucking Files that the U.S. is trying to reason with North Korea through diplomatic negotiations to avoid all out war with the rogue nation. "We've sent "The Worm" over there to try to persuade Kim Jong Un to free Rudz." "Dennis Rodman is very influential in that country and if anyone can get Moe back, it's The Worm", said Kerry. "We think that perhaps Jong has confused Rodman for Michael Jordon because North Koreans think all NBA players look alike."
In other news; Two people have been arrested for sexually abusing cats at last weekend's Cat Show at "The Doug". Pervis Felton of Memphis, Tennessee and Angela Hummis also from Memphis were arrested and charged with feline sexual misconduct on sunday after Concord Police were called to The Doug after receiving several complaints from show participants. A photo showing the two in the act was evidence enough to lead to an arrest. It  turns out that the couple have had a number of similar charges in fourteen different states over a ten year period.

Hummis held cat while Felton groped it.

The two were arraigned in Concord District court and released on $5,000. bail. They are scheduled to appear in court on June 3rd.  A spokesperson from the Animal Protection Group called "Pussy Galore" said, "We can't let a few bad apples ruin it for everyone who enjoys looking at pussy (cats)." Hank Popper, a spokesperson from the NRA said, "We need to post armed security guards at these kind of events to discourage criminals from committing crimes. If you post a dozen rednecks with AK47's around the cats then criminals may think twice about abusing furry things".