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| Carp ay diem |
The goldfish are dying by the dozens each day in the pond at White's Park and no one seems to know why. The EPA has found no evidence of pollutants and the oxygen levels seem to check out fine. So what or who is killing the fish at White's? One man may have the answer. He is Dr. Lucian Pudwell, the lead scientist for the Smithsonian Institute of Phenomena. Dr. Pudwell was summoned to Concord by the EPA to help solve the mystery surrounding the carp crusade. After placing night vision cameras around the pond, Dr. Pudwell was surprised to find a peculiar photo of what he believes to be the culprit in this case. "I didn't want to believe it, but it's hard to ignore the evidence", said Dr. Pudwell. He concluded,"I am thoroughly convinced that it is none other than The Creature of the Black Ice Pond Hockey Championships!"
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