Moe Rudz Held in North Korean Prison

If you're wondering why you haven't been seeing The Pucking Files lately, there is a very good reason. Billionaire publisher and adventurer Moe Rudz is listed as "missing" by  Amnesty International. Moe disappeared while on a panda safari in the mountains of China. The Pucking Files gained knowlegde of the incident  from a story published in "Real Men" magazine. The cover shows Moe peering out from behind a barbed wire fence and not looking like his usual dapper self. "Real Men" is a credible news journal owned by Alfred Fugbutz a friend and former lover of Moe Rudz.  An undisclosed source at the White House told The Pucking Files that Moe and his entourage were ambushed by North Korean soldiers on the border between North Korea and China. The incident allegedly occurred on April 1, 2013. Our source tells us that the incident has been kept hush because of the political tensions between the U.S. and North Korea. Our source also told us that goverment officials do not know the whereabouts of Rudz since he and the others were moved to a more remote location since the story broke in "Real Men". "There are thousands of hidden slave labor camps in the mountains of North Korea", Fugbutz told us. "Things can go from bad to worse in hurry in those camps", he added.
Out of respect for Moe who has championed the NAHL for many years, league officials have postponed the annual awards ceremony to a later date. Joe "Joe" Farrelly, the president of the Player's Association said, " We can't just stand around and let this happen". "We need to take action and time is of the essence." Just what "Joe" has in mind is unclear. We spoke with Moe's younger brother Mark to get his take on the situation. He said, "That's my big brother out there and I can't just let our government drag their feet". "I'm with whatever plan Joe Farrelly comes up with". "You don't become the president of the Player's Association because you're afraid to take action".
The Pucking Files will keep you informed of any new developments that take shape in this story.