Whatever It Takes: CCHL

Captor describes SI Swimsuit issue to Cimo's players. Cruel!

Buffalo Wild Wings were willing to do whatever it takes to get back in the win column. Even though they were taking on the cellar dwellers of the league, they decided to not leave anything to chance. Last monday night unidentified B2W players abducted Cimo's captain Mick Mounsey and several of his teammates and blindfolded them and brought them into the cellar at Buffalo Wild Wings Restaurant (named after the hockey team) where they bound them to some chairs with duct tape (possibly hockey tape).  At game time, only three players for Cimo's were at the Doug, so league officials had no choice but to declare a forfeit. "It was a good win for us", declared Clint "The Edge" Edinger. Unfortunately for "The Edge" and teammate Edward "Scissorhands" Caron, they earned no points in the goal scoring race and have fallen further behind the trio from Cheers of Walsh, Laroche and Acres.
On tuesday night Cheers went toe to toe with the Windmill in a battle for second place. It was a seesaw battle with Cheers battling from behind several times until the score was all knotted at nine apiece. With under a minute left in regulation Travis "Gang Bang" Banga scored his fourth goal of the game and that sealed the deal for The Mill. Teammate Gavin "You Betcha" Faretra had the hat trick. Cheers captain Tim "The Timinator" Walsh and Jamie Cotnoir each had three goals for Cheers. The victory moved The Windmill into second place and only two games out of first overall in the CCHL.
CCHL Goal Scoring Leaders
1. Walsh           38

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2. Laroche        35
3. Acres            34
4. Edinger         31
5. Caron            29
6. Banga            29
7. Carroll            28
8. Karales           26
9. Faretra            25
10. Robert          24
11. Arsenault      21
12. MacDougall  15